Whose Line is it Anyway?


My boots crunched obnoxiously against the loose pebbles, causing  me to cringe with each step.  My head was pounding, pulsing with its own heartbeat.  The light from the rising sun was too bright against my sensitive eyes, I squinted against the golden, pinkish hue; the sliver of light sending glowing, rippled beams along the water.  "Remind me to never do that again," I grumbled, pawing at my eyes as I looked over my shoulder.  He was chuckling lightly, shaking his head back and forth, "I told you thirty was too many."


Who do you see in this scene? Bella? Jacob? Mike Newton? What do you think they are talking about? Shots? Burgers? Chocolate truffles? Can you make a whole one shot out of a single line? Here's your chance to flex your writing chops, and see just how creative you can get with just a small push. 

Whose Line is it Anyway? Rules:
  • You must choose at least two of the following prompts and use them in your one shot. (however, you are more than welcome to use more than two.)
  • You may use any characters, any pairing - there is no limitation to who can say the line.
  • One shot should be no more than 5k words in length
  • Must be an original work for the Whose Line is it Anyway Contest
  • Must be beta'd or edited
  • Must have proper heading to be considered for contest (see info below)
  • Please keep this tasteful - no rape incest or bestiality (Lemons welcome!!!)
  • All ratings accepted (K-M)
  • If dealing with dark themes please provide appropriate warning in  your disclaimer or a/n

How to Submit and Due dates:
  • To submit email heading, prompts chosen, and link for your story to MyPreciousFandom@gmail.com
  • Submissions must be received by 12 am est. on July 13, 2010 
  • Validated submissions will be posted by July 15th, 2010. Links will be added to this site, and you will be notified by email.
  •  Voting will run from July 22 - July 28 12 am est.
  • Winners to be announced July 30th 2010
  • One submission per author, collabs welcome
  • Please include this header with your submission 
note - bolded portions must be included in your header, submission will not be validated without this included:
Example:
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Penname: Buff82 (if collab please include 'collab' and both authors. ex: collab Buff82 and Katbug86 )
Title: Whose Line is it Anyway?
Genre: AH (i.e. AH AU, select all that apply)
Rating: M
Description:
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight; all of the respective characters belong to SMeyer. Please visit our site for more entries or to submit your own! http://mpfcontests.blogspot.com/p/whos-line-is-it-anyway.html
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Winners will be decided by one round of public voting, and there will be judges picks.  There will be a 1st, 2nd and 3rd place as well as judges picks. 1st place will be awarded a banner for his/her one shot, and a feature on the My Precious Fandom blog. (Depending on how many entries recieved the amount of voting rounds and all dates that may apply may change.)

*Bonus prize for the 1st place winner* The blog, Fic Pushin'-- TwiFic Pimps Dealing Only the Best, has graciously offered to write a review for the winning story on their Fri Fic Fit blog.

Judges:
Katbug86
Buff_82
Bittenbee
Twicharmed



Prompts:
  1. "Stop looking at me like that, you're making me feel ... all fuzzy inside."
  2. "Sometimes I feel like a leaf in the wind; I have zero control over where I will land when it comes to you."
  3. "GAH! I told you not to do it! But you wouldn't listen to me, would you damn it!"
  4. "The green one, the red one is too ... 'in your face'."
  5. "Life comes at you fast sometimes, the question is; are you quick enough to get out of the way?"
  6. "He makes me feel all tingly inside; I don't know, I kinda like it."
Bonus line:
This is one of my fav. quotes from Spongebob (what? I have little kids) Soooo, here it is:
   7. "Someday I'm gonna make you my sweet thing, not overtly - but surreptitiously."

We reserve the rights to change any rules and dates applicable to this contest.  
Good Luck!! Please email any questions to mypreciousfandom@gmail.com